Frappucino at over $2,000 a barrel

With the rising oil prices its good to look at things with a little perspective. If you consider, that the price of a regular Frappucino at your favorite coffee shop will run you the national average of $4.25 for about 300 ml of frap. And there are about 160,000 ml in a barrel. Which brings the Frap Barrel price to over $2,000 USD.

With such prices skyrocketing out of control, where is the legislation and the assistance to the poor and single mothers of America? Will Obama be able to save us all from the evil Frap making empire of money-hungry executives hunkered down in the luxury of the north-west?

Maybe we should seek alternative Fraps… Like Tofucinos or FrappuSoy or Mocha FrappuCorn. And maybe we should seek government assistance to force those evil coffee geniuses to share their obscene windfall profits with those who just sit at home watching Oprah.

We must all join together and get back to the simpler and more affordable glory days of instant coffee. Mmmm, I think I’ll go ponder this global revolution over my Triple-Venti-Extra-Hot-Hold-the-Whip-Mocha.

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